Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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