So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
So. Much. Porn.
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