I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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