Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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