Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I am mentally ready for anal.
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