please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
that's an acceptable place to lick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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