Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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