bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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