This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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