I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just want to make out with him forever
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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