Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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