if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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