oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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