Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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