You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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