He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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