id be glad to
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
