What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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