I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Damn victory sex feels great
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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