i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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