bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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