when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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