how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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