Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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