Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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