What a fucking waste of an outfit
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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