so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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