We need to rekindle our bromance
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
third nipple confirmed
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Randomize
