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(515): View more from Iowa

they need to just BURY HIM!

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(404): View more from Georgia

I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."

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(252): View more from North Carolina

If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.

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(925): View more from California

You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.

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(631): View more from New York

How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?

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(325): View more from Texas

Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?

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