You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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