Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
