Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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