i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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