i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
