I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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