Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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