Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i would punch a child for taco bell
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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