so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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