How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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