So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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