This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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