You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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