I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Success! We fucked roommates!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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