Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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