O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
well you can't waste a boner
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
