idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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