No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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