found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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