He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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