u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I will pee on everything he values.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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