Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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