i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
why does every cop we meet know your name?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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