chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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