don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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