I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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