I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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