would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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